Meet The Teacher Who Quit Her Job Because Twerking On Vine Made Her Rich
Social media sensation Jessica Vanessa is a 22-year-old “professional twerker” from the fail state of Florida. Formerly, Jessica was a teaching assistant before she realized she can make big bucks by...
View ArticleMeet The ‘Dancer’ Who’s Been Invading Your Timeline With Her Struggle Twerks
Instagram’s Shaaarlettem is proving that you don’t have to be a gifted twerker, ala Jessica Vanessa, to be instafamous for twerking. If you’ve checked in on any of your social media networks recently,...
View ArticleTwerking Is Dead! Miley Cyrus Deems New Dance ‘The Nae Nae’ The New Craze
Children, throw away them booty shorts because twerking is no longer the move to record yourself doing in your messy bedroom. Cultural ambassador Miley Cyrus has proclaimed twerking to be a thing of...
View ArticleHere’s A Pre-WWE Lana Twerking In A Paramore Cover Song Video
I take my job as curator of all things Lana very seriously. So it’s essential that whenever someone finds a random pre-WWE video, it gets brought to my attention. Most recently, Twitter user and...
View ArticleWatch Amber Nash Of ‘Archer’ Show Off Her ‘Butt Acting’ By Twerking To ‘Let...
TWITTER Our two favorite people who also happen to voice a cocaine fiend and a doctor with a very healthy obsession with Rush and tentacle porn on an animated series on FX, Archer‘s Amber Nash and...
View ArticleThe Detroit Lions’ Joe Fauria Gave Us The Best Twerking Touchdown Dance Of...
Joe Fauria is a dancing machine. The Detroit Lions TE caught his first touchdown of the year and celebrated with what I can only describe as a Nicki Minaj-esque booty poop. SO. MUCH. NSFW. FOX
View ArticleIn Case You Were Wondering, Here’s What Happens When You Google ‘Jim Ross...
WWE.com It seems like Jim Ross highlight calls are dubbed over everything these days. Basically Worldstar Hip-Hop is basically a breeding ground for Jim Ross audio. Naturally, it was only a matter of...
View ArticleNothing Says NFL Fandom More Than Shaking Your Butt In An Opposing Fan’s Face
What is this woman doing? I have no idea. How drunk is too drunk? That’s a good question. Did she do the “dirty bird” dance? Yes she did. Is this the first time anyone has twerked to a U2 song?...
View ArticleWatch This Girl Twerk Herself Right Out Of A Moving Car
Over the last two weeks or so, a few of us have been having a pointless debate in the UPROXX forbidden lair about which of these Vines is better – this bird that squawks with Collective Soul’s “Shine”...
View ArticleEx-WWE Star Chyna Posted A Bizarre Twerking Video ‘For Her Fans’
Ex-WWE star Chyna hasn’t exactly put her recent moment back in the spotlight to great use. In fact, it seems more like she should take a step – a very big step – as far away from it as possible. To...
View ArticleMeet ‘Lammily': The Realistic, Stretch Marked ‘Barbie’ Doll That Embraces...
Lammily, “the realistic fashion doll”, hit the shelves last holiday season and definitely stood out from the gaggle of Barbie dolls that adorn the toy store shelves. According to Today, the doll was...
View ArticleHere’s Rob Gronkowski Twerking At The Clippers Game
This is a video of Rob Gronkowski twerking at Monday night’s Los Angeles Clippers game. This is proof that Rob Gronkowski has more fun than you or I. This is also proof that the “Summer of Gronk” is...
View ArticleThis Twerking Video Is Being Investigated By Russian Authorities For...
It doesn’t take much for a scandal to erupt in Russia. A host of memes were recently made illegal in the Motherland because they “violate the laws governing personal data and harm the honor, dignity,...
View ArticleRussian Women Are Being Sent To Jail For Twerking By World War II Memorials
Russia was once a peaceful country, where mothers only had to half-pay attention to whether they and their daughters were about to die. But it’s now a lawless society where roving gangs of twerking...
View ArticleA Former NFL Player Invented a Twerking Board Game
Instagram Former Raiders and Buccaneers cornerback Phillip Buchanon has a new self-published book out about money management, so you know he’s an extremely savvy financier with lots of irons in the...
View ArticleLet’s Celebrate Ciara’s New Album By Watching These GIFs Of Her Writhing In...
Via iTunes Ciara’s new album is out this week, and not only is the songstress a great performer and singer, she knows how to properly use her sex appeal to entice audiences to buy her stuff. For your...
View ArticleThis Is What It Looks Like When A Dad Sees Nicki Minaj’s Butt For The First Time
This Filipino dad doesn’t care whether Nicki Minaj’s butt is real or fake. All he cares about is “going to the jungle” and making sure that his wife (who’s an adorable middle-aged woman) twerks on him...
View ArticleThis Cat Is Decidedly Unimpressed With Girl’s Twerking Performance
If I could hear the internal monologue of the cat in this video (which was uploaded to YouTube earlier this year), it would probably go something like this: “Okay, lady. First, you’re going to have my...
View ArticleYou’ll Never Need To Leave Your House Again, Thanks To This New Lifelike...
The erotic innovators at Pornhub have done it again! And by “it,” I mean this new Twerking Butt sex toy, which comes with a VR headset and promises to be “the ultimate in cybersexual pleasure.” Taco...
View ArticleWatch This Woman Bust Out The ‘Tootsie Roll’ To Battle Back Labor Pains
Dancing the labor pains away is nothing new if you’ve ever taken a glance at such things around the Internet. There are belly dancers out there working the pain away, twerking mothers trying to work...
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